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I'm Bruised and Sticky


  • Mom: (changes the internet password)
  • Mom: why aren't you filling out online applications??? you have all this time in the day and you're wasting it!!!

thegameisalife:

¡Listos para hacer una limpieza de zombis!

Ready for some zombie clean-up!


cryptic-apocalyptic:

This is my wife’s fault. Blame her. : )

theladynina:



It’s hard to want to live when every time you come home you regret it before you even walk through the door.


Tagged as: depression, mommy issues,

nickiminajpooping:

Trying to convince my Bo to be Luigi and Daisy with me for Halloween because its perfect

THIS IS NOT A DRILL HE HAS CHANGED IT TO JASMINE AND ALLADIN HE WOULD RATHER BE A DISNEY PRINCE AND PRINCESS



Trying to convince my Bo to be Luigi and Daisy with me for Halloween because its perfect




binart:

HLEP ME I CAN’T BREATHE

I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE THE SNK THEME BUT THIS WAS SO MUCH BETTER



So my sister is anemic and had a blister on her foot from work and a big ol’ leech attached to her and we didn’t notice until we got home. It was so latched on we actually had to use a lighter to get it to detach enough to remove, which is crazy because here in new york we rarely get leeches so big. In all the years I’ve been walking creeks, I’ve never had to use a lighter.

Under the cut is a picture of her foot and the leech (about the length of my thumb).

#Blood #Parasite #Gore (it’s very very light gore, but gore all the same)

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nvs-a:

Stephen Gammell


nentindo:

DID THEY JUST



nuderawreal:

Pretty happy with the bod lately


dragondicks:

me on my way to deliver a kiss to u



A Slytherin District 4 Werewolf here to sell your soul to Satan and win a Totally Dramatic million (followers). I'm a genderfluid pansexual. I have no preferred pronouns. Single, and planning on staying that way.





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