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disappointingeveryone Asked:
But the question that's really on everyone's minds: will Shitty and Lardo get to touch each others' butts?????????

My answer:

omgcheckplease:

"What?"
"Someone asked if we’re gonna touch each others’ butts."
"…Does right now count?"



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I’m hella butch and always have been yet my mom still acts surprised by it




omgcheckplease:

Check, Please! #19 - Playoffs - Part 2

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omgcheckplease:



Hello, new followers!

Sorry you are now aware of stupid fictional hockey players. :/

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newmoonhaunt Asked:
So, I was re-reading this comic (again) and I when you introduced Lardo Shitty says something about getting "the fucking chop", so I was just wondering what Lardo's hair looked like before she cut it?

My answer:

omgcheckplease:

"…Wow."

"Please don’t quit."



  • Mom: (changes the internet password)
  • Mom: why aren't you filling out online applications??? you have all this time in the day and you're wasting it!!!

thegameisalife:

¡Listos para hacer una limpieza de zombis!

Ready for some zombie clean-up!


cryptic-apocalyptic:

This is my wife’s fault. Blame her. : )

theladynina:



It’s hard to want to live when every time you come home you regret it before you even walk through the door.


Tagged as: depression, mommy issues,

nickiminajpooping:

Trying to convince my Bo to be Luigi and Daisy with me for Halloween because its perfect

THIS IS NOT A DRILL HE HAS CHANGED IT TO JASMINE AND ALLADIN HE WOULD RATHER BE A DISNEY PRINCE AND PRINCESS



Trying to convince my Bo to be Luigi and Daisy with me for Halloween because its perfect




binart:

HLEP ME I CAN’T BREATHE

I THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BE THE SNK THEME BUT THIS WAS SO MUCH BETTER





A Slytherin District 4 Werewolf here to sell your soul to Satan and win a Totally Dramatic million (followers). I'm a genderfluid pansexual. I have no preferred pronouns. Single, and planning on staying that way.





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